I kissed a bear and I liked it

So RPI was victorious last night! I was not. BU had arranged for a Teddy Bear Toss to take place during the second intermission, where everyone brings a bear, throws it on the ice, and the bears are collected and given to needy children. Spike and I bought a bear from the people at Agannis and were ready for the toss. Then came the KissCam. Spike had been joking about it all week and saying we should do some kind of disgusting kiss, but I didn't think they really had a KissCam, so I went along with it. Well, sure enough, they have one. And sure enough, we were on it. As Spike leaned in for what I was sure was to be a disgusting kiss, I turned toward the teddy bear I was holding and kissed that instead. All of Agannis Arena booed at me and Spike turned away in disgust. I fear he will never let me forget.